Hey, my first taggy thing

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Except I wasn't actually tagged, I just stole it off :iconsilverstrangequark:, but shhhh.

www.randompokemon.com

1) Switch to "All regions"

2) Switch to "1"
3) Only one Pokemon per question

And I pseudo-tag all of you, muahaha.
(Also I added a 5 since it got lost somewhere.)

0) This is you
Golbat
I SWEAR TO ARCEUS I GOT THIS FIRST TRY. Apple Goddamn, anyone?

1) This Pokemon is your best friend
Dusknoir
Oh hey, this is good. I do like Dusknoir, plus xe can scare people off who I don't like.

2) This Pokemon is your boss who you need to impress for a promotion
Totodile
WELP. Um. Most people would just laugh at this, but...NOTICE ME VARAZAS *flails* (please don't eat me)

3) This Pokemon is your partner in a science project
Hitmonlee
Eh, it depends on the particular type of science. And for all we know, he could have interests different from the stereotypical Hitmonlee.

4) This Pokemon is looking for any possible way to murder you

Omanyte
For the love of---Helix, I'm sorry I've had more Volcaronans, but they've just popped up! Does Volcarona have an actual physical role in a run yet? I don't think so!

5) This Pokemon is your annoying little cousin

Eelektross
>little
Um. I'd, um...probably just do what xe asked...

6) This Pokemon is your boyfriend/girlfriend
Swinub
Alright, that's adorable, but I think I'll pass. Even if you are such a cute little piggy.

7) This Pokemon is your ex
Jigglypuff
...well then. He's probably mad that I don't like his singing, but it's just so high pitched!

8) This Pokemon stalks you every waking moment
Cradily
Hah. Implying I can't see it. Xe's just a bit big to be a stalker...

9) This Pokemon just stole all your cheesecake
Reshiram
Welp. But you know what? I don't even LIKE cheesecake! Take it all, see if I care!

10) This Pokemon is what you felt in your bed last night
Mothim
Hm, moth. I like moths. Except when they fly in the way of my screeeeeen.

11) This Pokemon punched your mom
Snorunt
With those stubby little arms?! I don't think so, somehow.

12) This Pokemon would do anything to steal your shoes
Growlithe
D'aww. Sorry, Growlithe, but I don't have enough shoes for all four feet.

13) This Pokemon died by your hands
Jynx
Um. Let's hope that's Hellspawn!Jynx, not BB...then again, I'm not in the habit of sinking my own ships. /shot

14) This Pokemon is your loyal companion for life
Butterfree
I can live with this. I like Butterfree, and if xe's anywhere near as cheerful as Marie, then xe'll be a nice counter to my pessimism, too.

15) This Pokemon is your loving pet
Diglett
I have no problem with this. Who's a cute little moley? You are, yes you are!

16) This Pokemon is your dentist

Golurk
Well. That's certainly something. I guess an automaton would be less prone to human slip-ups, right...?

17) This Pokemon is what you dream about every day
Rapidash
...DEAR ARCEUS NOOOOO. I AM NOT THE POKEMON FAN CLUB PERSON.../faints
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TGI-Zuzume's avatar

- Maybe he really wants to eat the shoes?

- A bat with a mole for a pet? It's a good Double Battle partner, at least (Same for the Swinub, I guess.)